PICTURES! Only I'm taking that one girl's example and doing a picspam story. YAY.


Once upon a time there was a boy named Patrick.


He played the guitar.


He played in a band named The Patrick Martin Stump(h) Show, also known as Fall Out Boy.


And he was really in love with the bassist, Pete.


But sometimes, he was tempted by a beautiful girl...er, boy, named William.








(All I can say in response to his pants is HOLYSHITFUCKJESUS[incoherence])




This was probably because he was so damn foxy.

END?

I know, FAIL.

Here's some macros.