I have yet another dilema. I broke up with Alex, like, two months ago, and we were both ok with it, and we've pretty much only talked at PE.
So...although I sometimes dislike him because he is annoying, my stupid hormonal side wants me to go out with him again because we could like, make out. Or whatever. LUSTY! Not affectionate. I hate affection.
But luckily, Alex is convinced he loves Megan (he doesn't. He's lonely.) and I have a fear of affection and attention. I don't know why. Therefore, we will NEVER go out again!
:ninja: Unless, of course...he becomes un-annoying and hotter, and he is all popular, and he decides he wants me. ^^ THEN I'd go out with him. -_-;;
Edit: Oh, and besides that I felt weighted down by him (like Melanie did with Bobby), I also discovered, about a month after we broke up, that he still "loved" Megan when he asked me out. However, he never said exactly why he wanted to go out with me in the first place.
So, boys and girls, the moral of the story is...
Sex can wait! Masturbate!
XD But seriously. Who needs significant others (this goes for homosexuals as well) when you can just fantasize about celebrities? Your obsession with a celeb or two will always be there; they can never hurt you and you them (unless you shoot them or something). It's fool-proof. Thank you, that one BSB lover from that promo on the N!
So...although I sometimes dislike him because he is annoying, my stupid hormonal side wants me to go out with him again because we could like, make out. Or whatever. LUSTY! Not affectionate. I hate affection.
But luckily, Alex is convinced he loves Megan (he doesn't. He's lonely.) and I have a fear of affection and attention. I don't know why. Therefore, we will NEVER go out again!
:ninja: Unless, of course...he becomes un-annoying and hotter, and he is all popular, and he decides he wants me. ^^ THEN I'd go out with him. -_-;;
Edit: Oh, and besides that I felt weighted down by him (like Melanie did with Bobby), I also discovered, about a month after we broke up, that he still "loved" Megan when he asked me out. However, he never said exactly why he wanted to go out with me in the first place.
So, boys and girls, the moral of the story is...
Sex can wait! Masturbate!
XD But seriously. Who needs significant others (this goes for homosexuals as well) when you can just fantasize about celebrities? Your obsession with a celeb or two will always be there; they can never hurt you and you them (unless you shoot them or something). It's fool-proof. Thank you, that one BSB lover from that promo on the N!


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Wow Ima, muey muey scared of you XD. I love you so much though. Also if you get tired of using you right hand the left is like being with a whole other person!
Peace out,
may
Hey Megsly! *glomp* Yup, I'm a scary person.
Really? How would YOU know this? XP
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